Mitch McConnell – Kentucky

There’s a lot of excitement in the news about three-parent embryos. However, the experiment was already tried, over seventy years ago. There was an orgy in Hell in which Satan paired off with Benedict Arnold, and they were joined by an Eastern box turtle. The misbegotten offspring of that unholy union is known as Mitch McConnell.

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