Grace Augustinis — Littleton, Colorado

This little girl tried (and failed) to wreck my best friend’s relationship. You really thought he was going to leave her for you? Fast forward eight months and they’ve gone to counseling, got engaged, and are about to buy a home together. Nice try, you greasy little nobody! Two pieces of advice: 1. Find some foundation that matches your body 2. Find someone AVAILABLE your own age.

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